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April 2014

Apr 24, 2014 212 notes
Everyone that you've ever slept with are now in a battle royale! Who emerges as the victor?

me, because i slept with all those cuties

Apr 22, 2014 5 notes
Have you ever thought about how you and paprika are like, funhouse mirror clones of each other? It's kind of eerie to me sometimes. You both just started dating birds too...

I actually don’t think we’re very similar at all..maybe if you mean we’re sort of bizarro, haha xD 

Apr 22, 2014
Do you ever think of making people suddenly have nullified bare crotches that you can play and grind on, getting them all horned up yet having to stay like that since they no longer have a way to release? c.c

YES ABSOLUTELY YES AIEOU

Apr 22, 2014 18 notes
Do you find the idea of flattening or deflating hot at all?

Nope, not at all, sorry!

Apr 22, 2014
WHATCHA THINK ABOUT CLOACAS

CLOACAS!! ARE GREAT! They’re so flexible. You can do a lot with cloacas. I am for cloacas.

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#nsfw
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